JOKE OF SADAR JEE..HAHAHAHA

Let's cheer up the day.

  

Boss: Where were you born? 

Sardar: India .. 

Boss: which part? 

Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. 

Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar: What is the name of your car? 

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. 

Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. 

Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order sir, so I made it sequencely.. 

Museum Administrator: U stupid..That' s a 500-year-old statue u've broken!!

Sardar: Thanks God!!! I thought it was a new one..

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God!! I have lost my hand, oh!! 

Sardar: Control yourself sir.. Don't cry.. See that man. he has lost his head. Is he crying?

Sardar: U cheated me. 

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. 

Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ""All India Radio!

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE : 

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? 

Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....Dhhuuuurrrrr rrr...... 

Inteviewer Shouts: Stop it !!!!!

Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrr. . dhup dhup dhup dhup...... Stop ready sir..

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? 

Sardar: An old king's skeleton. 

Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?

Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child .